STEREOPATHETIC

h0tbobby678246216433122y5164231:

onceler-birthing:

h0tbobby678246216433122y5164231:

getting pretty tired of people vandalizing the austin powers wiki

You know what. This post really unsettled me because back in like june or july i vandalized the austin power fan wiki and on austin powers’ page i changed his name to “Steve Harvey” and under his alias i put “Mr. Fuck” and other things. I think you know. I’m so fucking sorry hotbobby

and so the cheese draws out the mouse

talesfromweirdland:

THE SERENADE. Illustration by Brynolf Wennerberg for PUCK magazine, 1914.

We were at the beach

Everybody had matching towels

Somebody went under a dock

And there they saw a rock

It wasn’t a rock

It was a rock lobster

Rock lobster

theweirdwideweb:

aw-hawkeye-no:

thehighladyelf:

divawithanunspoiledagenda:

yogurt-gun:

tin-pan-ali:

john mulaney’s dad looks about like how i imagined

‘you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair’ 

“God can’t hear you.”

“One black coffee”

I don’t know about yall, but I know too much about this man’s life for this to the the first time I’ve ever seen a picture of him

Why does he look like Mr Rogers and the Cigarette Man from the Xfiles had a child.

scotchtapeofficial:

theyre happy to see each other

moldgrowth:

macross-82:

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